Wednesday, November 30, 2005

can you make a country song out of barf and broken cars?

i am typing this while mommy feeds me breakfast. cheerios and eggs. i'm back into eggs again having rejected them for a while. i am pretty hungry since i completely refused to eat dinner last night. i threw a hissy just when ma tried to get me in my chair.

thanksgiving came and went. my uncles were here and they brought me a very cool firetruck that i played with a lot. mommy had me taste everything on her plate when it was time for the big dinner. it ended abruptly once i puked all over everything. and that was that.

on sunday, work called mommy and said she could take the day off. she thinks i don't know, but when the baysitter got here, mom went shopping. i know her work clothes and she wasn't wearing work clothes. but we still spent most of the day together. tiffani got sick (similar to me on thanksgiving) when i was taking a nap and mommy got sick (again, it's a barf fest here folks) after i went to bed. mommy isn't sure if it was food related or a virus. then mommy and me were on the phone with daddy yesterday and...you guessed it....same thing.

breakfast long since over, i think i will continue...

me and mommy broke down on market street yesterday, in the rain during rush hour. market street is the Main Drag here in wilmington and not a street you want to break down in. we were maybe 200 feet from the car dealership. and they couldn't come get us. they said we had to call the 1-800 roadside people. fortunately, 2 jehova's witnesses came up in their bikes and offered to push us off the road. miraculously (hmmmmmmm) mom was able to start the car and drive it long enough to get it to the hyundai place. the witnesses were able to...oh crap, i can't make any jokes here at all because mommy has a friend who belongs to that bunch o' friendly folk. big sigh....moving right along..... we were on our way there because mommy thought the defroster wasn't working and maybe they could take a quick look at it. well, it turns out the entire radiator, thermostat and thermostat casing or something needs to be replaced. the radiator lining melted. don't know how or why this happened. however....it IS all covered under the warranty. so..mom is pretty sure it won't cost anything. we'll see. never a dull moment, huh?

mommy put up something called a chritmas tree. it is fascinating!!!!!! i can just about reach it knock it over so i can get a close up look at it. mommy put it up on a table. yeah, we'll see how long THAT lasts. that tree'll be mine before long---you just wait and see. a table didn't stop me fron getting mommy's cup of coffee, did it?

well, even tho it involves barfing and broken down cars....i think this is a rather boring, unimaginative post. therefore, out of consideration to you, gentle reader, i shall end here. besides, i need to practice me latest stunt....throwing and dropping things--on PURPOSE--and saying "uh-oh!" i am pretty sure ma buys that i am just a clumsy toddler, because of the way i say "uh-oh" as tho, you know, dropping my cup across the room was really just an accident. i can drop cups, banana, cheerios, phones, photos, and even entire book shelves at once. yes, it is grand to be 14 months old!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Donovan,
Just wanted to let you know...no more barfing. Hope your moms spell is over as well. Sorry to hear about you two being stranded. That must have sucked.

See ya Friday.

Jodi said...

I thought we'd all be barfing after the nasty, undercooked turkey we had on Thanksgiving, but thankfully, no.

Next year, it will be back to no "traditional" T-giving food. The only reason I'll be barfing is if I get dizzy on a Disney ride! Weee!