so, i went to my first Protest. it was fun. a bunch of people holding signs. cars honking their horns at us. i got tired of holding the sign after a while and there were some boys there my size and we played spiderman, except one boy said i wasn't the real spiderman, even though i am and he said i could be black spiderman, but i can't be black spiderman because i am the real spiderman, but we had fun anyways. never learned their names....
hopefully, we can help keep away the cement factory they want to build here. mommy was very upset over the pink cement truck with the big pink ribbon on it, but i don't know why.
i AM the real spiderman.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
said by me today
me: mommy, why do teeth come out of your gums?
mommy: teeth are like bones you can see. and you need them to chew your food.
me: actually (yes, i say "actually" a lot) teeth are not for chewing food. teeth are posts that hold up your brain. but if you have the wrong size posts, they come out of your gums.
mommy: teeth are like bones you can see. and you need them to chew your food.
me: actually (yes, i say "actually" a lot) teeth are not for chewing food. teeth are posts that hold up your brain. but if you have the wrong size posts, they come out of your gums.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
sarah palin is satan
this post has nothing to do with her. i heard mommy say it, so it must be true. mommy had a very big surprise birthday party for her. she was very surprised and now we have lots and lots and lots of bottles of wine. here are some things i have said recently:
setting: in the back yard with mom. looking at some dirt.
me: look! it's people!
mommy: where honey? is something shaped like people? are you using your imagination?
me: no..right there. the dirt. when you die, you turn into dirt, so that's people.
setting: mommy and me snuggling in bed, talking about my day at school.
mommy: did you play with A____?
me: oh yes. she was snow white.
mommy: who were you
me: i was the prince.
mommy: oh really. did you kiss her?
me: oh yes, i really did. and her bestest friend in the world, A___, she was the wicked stepmother.
mommy: where did you kiss her.
me: on the head.
mommy: did she like that?
me: she didn't mind. she was dead. she didn't mind anything
scene: mommy and me talking.
me: well, i am all out of thoughts. your brains are actually thoughts and i am all out of thoughts. so, i need to get a new brain.
mommy: where would you get a new brain?
me: i don't remember what i said here.
me: when you have a thought, a piece of your brain goes into your mouth and then it's gone. the middle of your brain is where all the thoughts hook on to. and it's sticky. so sometimes, when yourun out of thoughts, your brains fall out.
setting: in the back yard with mom. looking at some dirt.
me: look! it's people!
mommy: where honey? is something shaped like people? are you using your imagination?
me: no..right there. the dirt. when you die, you turn into dirt, so that's people.
setting: mommy and me snuggling in bed, talking about my day at school.
mommy: did you play with A____?
me: oh yes. she was snow white.
mommy: who were you
me: i was the prince.
mommy: oh really. did you kiss her?
me: oh yes, i really did. and her bestest friend in the world, A___, she was the wicked stepmother.
mommy: where did you kiss her.
me: on the head.
mommy: did she like that?
me: she didn't mind. she was dead. she didn't mind anything
scene: mommy and me talking.
me: well, i am all out of thoughts. your brains are actually thoughts and i am all out of thoughts. so, i need to get a new brain.
mommy: where would you get a new brain?
me: i don't remember what i said here.
me: when you have a thought, a piece of your brain goes into your mouth and then it's gone. the middle of your brain is where all the thoughts hook on to. and it's sticky. so sometimes, when yourun out of thoughts, your brains fall out.
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