i told you i eat toilet paper

well, i guess i must not have had enough of the delicious dinner mommy made for me. i had salmon, that i picked up with my fingers (this is some good stuff yo) and then mommy put spinach, rice, and a little quinoa and pine nuts (anything for a little extra iron) in the food processor and yes, i ate it by myself with a spoon and it was also very delicious. mom was glad i liked it because i am getting pickier about what i eat these days. i thought ravioli was better as hair ornamentation yesterday than dinner.

toilet paper is still the best dessert tho.

i have 4 teeth coming in right now including 3 molars but i am not cranky about it.

yesterday i bit and hit mommy and now she says she has to buy a book on disciplining toddlers. jeez...does she buy a book for everything? i think so. and at school i pinched a kid who (USED TO) takes toys from me. i will be graduating soon to the big kids class. the teachers assured mommy i was not becoming an aggresive kid and this was normal baaehavior but mom is not happy about it. well, she'll buy a book and make me perfect. riiiiiiiiiiiiiight hooo hooo hooo ha ha ha haaaa

lots of posts today

one more thing i forgot

ONCE.

ONCE i went to the bathroom and lifted the lid for mommy to go pee pee in the potty. i was just showing her that i knew what she was talking about. it isn't a part of our daily routine for crying out loud! of course it would be weird if i did it all the time. sheesh.

once.

go seahawks

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go seahawks

well, i was very excited to go to school this morning. right after breakfast i went to the door and was like "bye bye? bye bye?" and when mom said "if you want to go to school we have to get dressed first" so i ran quickly up the stairs, before mom could even get to me, because i am not really allowed to climb the stairs by byself. but, well, if mom used the BABY GATE like a good mother, i guess i wouldn't have been able to get to the stairs. i went to school wearing my shiny seahawks sweat suit santa got me, because the seahawks won the game last night and are going to the superbowl.

so we got to school an hour early and mom kept hanging around and saying "mommy's leaving now! say bye bye! mommy's going bye bye" i kept waving and telling her bye, but she wouldn't leave---she just kept saying "i'm going-- don't you want to give me a hug?" it was like she wanted me to cry or something. she is such a freak, man.

she is the only mom in the whole park who lets me climb UP the slide. one big boy came up to me and said "hey--slides are for sliding down, not going up" and mommy said to him that i was just a baby and didn't know that. i guess if the other mommy's put down their starbucks cups for a minute and went to the slide with their kids, then maybe it wouldn't be so bad for them to go up it. i am going to try to post a picture if i can remember how to do it......

mommy goes peepee in the potty

well, it turns out that WAS medicine in that funky blue spoon thing. didn't fall for that one twice. feeling better. appetite still not as good as usual....things are still coming out of me in unnatural ways and amounts. perhsps if we don't perseverate on my health issues they will just go away....

i can ask for "itsy bitsy spider" and "bringing home....bumble bee"--oh and "headsshoulderskneestoes" i can say "potty" (it figures). when mommy says :mommy has to go peepee in the potty" i can go to the bathroom and lift the seat for her. is that weird?


i am still really into balls and of course my vacuum. oh, and totally into bubbles and i can say it too. i am finally working on using a spoon. you know why? because when mommy took me to the doctor the doc said "and he is doing well with a spoon and fork now?" and mommy was embarassed because she hardly every lets me feed myself. i keep telling you---she is such a bad mom! so she is letting me try to feed myself more these days.

not sleeping well due to this sickness balony. i heard mommy saying i needed a ferber-refresher. yuck. i really know how to break my mom's heart now. when i am really upset, while i am crying, i say "all done! all done!" (or am i saying i'm done?) guess who's bed it gets me into????? oh yeah.

well....i know this sucks. not clever or witty or funny. things have been rough around here lately. daddy is coming home in a few weeks and i am very excited about that. well, thanks for reading, if indeed you are and sorry it has been boring. not well writeen like karen's and jodi's.

it's just caca and the cats got scanned

it's been a while.....what an eventful week. mommy got sick again and went back to the doctor who gave her lots more medication and sent her for a cat scan. i don't really know why they had to scan the cat, but whatever. then, not to be outdone, i woke up with a fever early sunday morning of 103.7. mommy still went to work....she left crying, but she left nonetheless. she called tiffani about a zillion times. mommy's friend kim came from california sunday night and i was still sick. then, at 3 in the morning on monday my fever went up to--and this is not a typo--105.6!!!! one hundred and five point six. in the butt. so mommy took me to the hospital---she was still wearing her pajamas and i don't get that because she never lets ME go bye-bye wearing MY pajamas (another reason i can't wait to grow up). mommy was very very very upset with the people in the hospital (i don't understand it all, so i won't go into it) but they DID diagnose me with a fever. they are very smart.

then monday day (we haven't slept in 2 days by the way---me OR mommy) mommy realized that in addition to the fever i was in pain. i had a tummy ache. took her long enough to figure it out. so it was off to the doctor where they said i had an ear infection in BOTH ears. a new antibiotic. they gave me a shot of antibiotic at the doctor. and a stomach virus.

tuesday my fever went away but then the puking began. no eating. no drinking. no taking any medicine. auntie kim and mommy pinned me down, put me in head locks, smushed my face and tried to force medicine down my throat. but i overpowered both of them. i can spit medicine out from any angle.

wednesday it was back to the doctor because i haven't had anything to eat or drink since saturday night. my tummy still hurts. so, of course i won't take any of my medicine. damn they gave me another shot of antibiotic. can you believe my mommy asked the doctor if SHE could give me the antibiotics as a shot?!!!! my OWN MOTHER actually WANTED to give me shots. she is a very bad person. the new doctor, who is very nice to me and said i was smart, said i have a double ear infection on top of a stomach virus.

oh, did i mention that i have 2 molars coming in? yeah, that pretty much hurts like a bitch, yo.

so, here we are thursday. my fevers are gone. mommy thinks my tummy ache is better (it isn't) and i am just hurting because of my teeth. once i threw up twice this morning, she finally realized that in addition to having a stomach virus, the medicine is making me puke. she thinks i didn't know she stuck some in my grits. so mommy called the doctor again to tell them. i am sure the doctor said that i didn't need any more medicine, so i think it was just a special treat when mommy gave me this new yummy stuff i never had before out of a fancy spoon (the medicine always comes out of a syringe, and this was in a special spoon, so it must not have been medicine). today i had food for the first time since saturday. i had a few spoonfuls of grits and a couple bites of pear for breakfast. then nothing all day...then some grits, egg and yogurt for dinner. and i kept it all down. mmmmmmm.

we spent most of the afternoon in the urgent care tho because auntie kim decided that SHE had a tummy ache too (copy cat). i behaved and kim got percocet, so everybody is happy.

so. there you have it. today i have had (for the first time in my life) diarrhea like crazy. i got poop on my sock and mommy freaked out. i mean, come on, mom--it's just caca. so, to recap: 2 ear infections, one stomach bug causing vomitting 2 molars, diarrhea, mom had to call in to work again because i can't go to day care with the pukes or the runs. why do i feel like i need to say something about a partridge in a pear tree.....mmmmm pears.......

well, at least mommy feels better. and she will find out about the cats what was scanned next week. she is hoping she doesn't lose her job over all this sickness. me...mommy...me...mommy....me.....

well. i think i am getting better. i hope so, because i have been misterable. i mean miserable.

time to post. thanks for reading. and send my mommy some e mails beause she feels unloved.

ooooooh i love you vacuuuuuuum

i guess the problem when one hasn't posted in a while is the question of content. do i try to think of everything of interest that has happened since i posted last...potentially making this a waaay too long post, boring just by it's length. or do i skip the past and just get to the recent stuff. i don't know. we will see how it comes out.

i have realized that most of my favorite things start with the letter "b" in a later post i will see how many i can come up with. ball, broccoli, boobs, of course, books, going bye-bye, well, later, right?

well, mommy was worried that i wouldn't know daddy when he came home because 2 monthds is a long time for my short life. well, i will admit it took me a good minute to figure things out, but i DID just wake up when she brought me to him. but then, it dawned on me and it was "it's DADA" all weekend. we had a great week together. i just kept going back and forth to mommma and dada and i was just so excited all week.

i got a lot of toys for christmas. too many, momma said. i got some big lego's and wooden blocks and the bead roller coater they have at the doctor;s office and a ball....and some clothes.....(i do like clothes)...and some books.....and some magnetic fridge toys. uncle dave and aunt dan gave me a baby leap pad and a hokey pokey ernie. my favorite gifts are the hokey pokey ernie and....the gift i didn't even mention because it deserves to be by itself. the greatest gift a kid could ever get. i play with it all day, every day...yes, a over week after christmas and it is still the best thing i will ever own in my life....are you ready for this!!!!!! a HOOVER WINDTUNNEL VACUUM JUST RIGHT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man, i can't even believe i got my very own vacuum! mom put batteries in it, so it makes a vacuum sound (not as loud as hers) and even a little light goes on. i will post a picture of me vacuuming soon. i can vauum all day long. today i even vauumed outside. i got some other cool gifts, from mom and dad and other people, but all i can think about right now is my vacuum..........

we got our family portrait done. i wouldn't sit still, because there was a lot of cool stuff to see and mom got all sweaty chasing after me. i thought it was great fun, but there aren't many pictures of me sitting sweetly and smiling cherubicly. hoooo hoooo hooooo hahahahahahahahahaha

i can say bubbles and (because they come with my vacuum) attachments. because i am too busy to finish most words, attachments comes out like "atTAH" but i know what i mean. i can sort of say "on" and "off" and "up" and "down". if you don't hear it in context, you might not know what i am saying, but fortunately, momma understands me. today i started saying "na-na" standing by the door. like today i said "bye-bye, na-na" and mom thinks i mean i want to go outside. she thinks "na'na" is outside. is she right? we'll see. i will let her sweat it out a little. i was very impressed when she figured out the when i clap my hands and go "bah-bah-bah-bah" that means i want her to sing"i'm bringing home my baby bumblebee" i mean, it is pretty obvious, but it did take her a little while to figure it out.

today i threw mom a curve ball and slept till 6:45 am. that is a big switch from my usual 5am!!!!! i don't think i will do that again for a while. gotta keep that woman on her toes. well, i feel like there is so much more to write, but anything else i might have to say will just pale with the thought of me with my very own hoover.......