recently heard by others, spoken by me (not quite 2 1/2)
tigger has a tail. daddy doesn't have a tail. mommy doesn't have a tail. donovan doesn't have a tail. people don't have tails. people have butts.
i don't have a life of my own.
if lightening hits a tree, then there will be fire.
when i eat food it goes in my belly and i can't see it.
the sun doesn't turn around the earth. the earth turns around the sun. what's the earth?
obviously this dinner is yummy.
mommy mommy mommy mommy, pinching her lips. mommy mommy mommy. stop talking.
(mommy:) "donovan, guess what!" donovan turns to mother with a bored, knowing look, "you love me a lot" yeah, ma. i've heard that one before.
lately, after a time out or similar punishment for naughtly behavior, it is i rather than the parents who is the first to say "i still love you, no matter what"
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silly donovan, the earth doesn't turn around the sun, it turns around uncle james!
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