since when do i use capital letters

Well, today I figured out how to really impress Daddy. Mind you, I did this with a sore throat and fever, so it's all the more impressive (pain means nothing to me...except when I'm feverish and Daddy pours water on my back in the tub, or uses diaper wipes on me...cold equals boo-boo!!!) Alright, ready for the impressive thing I did? I said "running back!!!" Then I said "quarterback" and "wide receiver." Then, I pointed to running backs in my football book, and then I went and grabbed my little football and ran around the house with it. I've never seen Daddy so excited. He said something about getting me an agent. I don't have any idea what that is, but usually I get toys or books and I like those, so whatever Daddy wants to get me I'm glad to have, and probably not share with anyone. I've also decided it's time to start messing with Mom and Dad's heads. Since I've become an expert at saying "no" I've decided it would be fun to respond to all questions that way, even when I really mean "yes." Drives the old folks batty!!! I'm becoming really independent too. Yesterday, we went for a walk in my stroller, until I decided that they didn't know where they were going, so I should push it instead. But they wouldn't stop touching and trying to steer for me. They kept talking about "not in the road" and "stay on the sidewalk." People, please!!! I've got this driving thing handled, and if you insist on touching my ride I'm gonna pitch a fit every freakin' time. Well, Daddy says since I'm sick I better go to bed, so I'm signing off for now. He thinks he's got me handled, but wait until HE gets a sore throat from sharing his smoothie with me today. Then he'll see who really wears the diapers in this family. Peace out!!!